Graduated. Intelligent. Eloquent.

Ace Mario Kart player.

Dreamer, full of regrets.

I'm here to kick ass and eat lunch and I'm all out of lunch.

 

officialwhitegirls:

ayyyebrows:

tumblr mobile users be like

i hope you know i waited at least 5 minutes for this to load


DAMMIT! THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY

officialwhitegirls:

ayyyebrows:

tumblr mobile users be like

i hope you know i waited at least 5 minutes for this to load

DAMMIT! THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY

Fall in love with someone who will treat you the way Kanye treats Kanye

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

Stalking is all fun and games until you accidently press “like” on that photo from 2008.

cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

This is it. This is what my life has come down to, cat hair covered laps and half empty containers of Baskin Robbins Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream…

malfoypure:

The Magic Begins
       
↳ 11: A character death you wish didn’t happen: Fred Weasley

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY