Graduated. Intelligent and eloquent, but I use the word 'fuck' a lot. Technically an adult, but I still chant 'righty tighty, lefty loosey' to get crap done. I have a killer sense of humor and will talk to anyone so dont be afraid to message me!! I dont judge because ive got a story crazier than your wildest dreams. Dont bitch at me about what I think or ship. If it bothers you so much, get off my page. Have a fantastic day

 

finnyisintheimpala:

slutsoul:

halethesassmaster:

slytheringsnake:

I’VE JUST COME TO THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT HANNIBAL POOPS PEOPLE

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"you’re shitting me"

"i will be soon"

it got better

princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

Just had the scariest/most realistic dream…thats cool mind

My Glitch

householdkate:

I read sixpenceee's post on glitches in the matrix and I remembered this thing that happened to me in high school that I just wrote off as weird.

So in my homeroom class one day a friend gave me a short story she had just written and asked me to read it and tell her what I…

demon: i possessed you

me: get the fuck out

demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...

me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

1. Get dog
2. Name dog ‘Sexy’
3. ‘Lose’ dog in neighbors enclosed yard
4. Thank neighbor for bringing Sexy back