Graduated. Intelligent and eloquent, but I use the word 'fuck' a lot. Technically an adult, but I still chant 'righty tighty, lefty loosey' to get crap done. I have a killer sense of humor and will talk to anyone so dont be afraid to message me!! I dont judge because ive got a story crazier than your wildest dreams. Dont bitch at me about what I think or ship. If it bothers you so much, get off my page. Have a fantastic day
Don’t ask me to kill a spider for you and then criticize my methods. Yes I had to use a samurai sword, no I’m not sorry about your coffee table
Nosy people bother me…whenever someone asks me ‘do I know you from somewhere?’ I immediately respond with ‘do you watch porn?’ And they respond in one of two ways. 1) a silent awkward stare that tells me they do not watch porn. 2) a silent awkward stare with them visibily trying to think that tells me they do watch porn
Tumblr, I do not have time for your shit, stop it
If I hit myself and it hurts am I strong or weak?
the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID