Graduated. Intelligent. Eloquent.
Ace Mario Kart player.
Dreamer, full of regrets.
I'm here to kick ass and eat lunch and I'm all out of lunch.
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist
i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape