Graduated. Intelligent. Eloquent.

Ace Mario Kart player.

Dreamer, full of regrets.

I'm here to kick ass and eat lunch and I'm all out of lunch.

 

You come home from work or school, innocently drop your purse or bag on the kitchen table and open the fridge. You turn after grabbing a snack and head into the living room to catch the end of your favorite show. Someone could be waiting to kill you. The second you walked into your house, you were going to die. And that’s the most terrifying thing ever to me, how someone could be waiting to kill you and you wouldn’t know until they are right there…

officialwhitegirls:

ayyyebrows:

tumblr mobile users be like

i hope you know i waited at least 5 minutes for this to load


DAMMIT! THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY

officialwhitegirls:

ayyyebrows:

tumblr mobile users be like

i hope you know i waited at least 5 minutes for this to load

DAMMIT! THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY

Fall in love with someone who will treat you the way Kanye treats Kanye

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

Stalking is all fun and games until you accidently press “like” on that photo from 2008.

cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

This is it. This is what my life has come down to, cat hair covered laps and half empty containers of Baskin Robbins Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream…

malfoypure:

The Magic Begins
       
↳ 11: A character death you wish didn’t happen: Fred Weasley

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh